Holden Caulfield
-I hate phonies.
-People never notice anything.
-People always think something’s all true.
-All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
-Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.
-It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
-Boy, when you’re dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you’re dead? Nobody.
-Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
-If a body catch a body comin’ through the rye…
RIP J.D.
